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Sunday, November 27, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
Below is the follow-up piece that I had promised you in the ‘Asshole visits an art museum’ blog. I have finished my rendition of that painting the had sent me into a fit of rage. I have little or no artistic ability, I realize that… The sad part is that I am just as talented as some of these artists that the art world accepts and praises. My paintings do not have the skill level that Picasso or Warhol had, but what I do have is a mind that borders on the edge of insanity from time to time. I have a mind that deposits some ranting, raving and thought behind my works. From my last blog you know that I decided to create my own interpretation of some piece of shit I saw called “Untitled” by Robert Irwin, here is my rendition (at least mine has a title)… I give you “Euphemism”! I hope you find entertainment in my writings that lead up to and eventually manifest these works.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Yes, I am a glutton for punishment. I pay attention to things that I loathe in order to fuel my inner fire of hatred. It makes me feel alive. Without anger, I am at peace, when I am at peace, I am boring... Boring is not acceptable to me. This leads me to the adventure that was last night. Anyone that has a glimpse into my mind set knows my disdain for segments of the art community. With that being said, where do you think that I went last night? Yes, to the Albright-Knox Art Gallery here in Buffalo for a special exhibition opening for gallery members only. No, I am not a member, I was the guest of someone who was... This person was actually interested in hearing my opinion on fine art. Finally! An audience that will listen to my ranting and raving on art without being offended, I cannot say the say the same for the eaves droppers who were privy to my opinions. I will admit that one good thing that came out of my adventure to the Art Gallery, is that I was inspired to create another concept to which I will bring to artistic fruition.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
For some reason, I was asked to write another horoscope by one of my readers. This time for the sign Aquarius... I am not really sure why one would want me writing these things, but what the fuck, if you want it, I’ll try my best to get it done for you! Remember send your requests to Manifesto.Idiot@gmail.com! Here is another horoscope by an asshole…
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Here we go! Our first reader submitted question to ‘Ask an Asshole’! Feel free to write in with anything… questions, comments and blog ideas of what you want to read about. I am open to it all! You can reach me at Manifesto.Idiot@gmail.com
Friday, November 4, 2011
Everyone wants to know what the future holds for them. If anyone tells you differently, they are either full of shit or were dropped on their head as a child. The name Nostradamus is synonymous with someone who had a knack of predicting the future several hundred years ago. Can it be done now? People are obsessed with predictions of the impending paths life has yet to follow. How do people find these forecasts of the future? Horoscopes! These horoscopes are vaguely written and could be manipulated to fit any daily situation if you truly buy into theses prognostications. Personally, I think these things are full of shit... and I feel like the majority of people realize that they are written for entertainment purposes only. But, there are some people who actually believe in them and if the horoscopes gets some of these people to get off their ass to do something positive or feel better about their future, I am all for it. I think that I am going to throw my hat into the ring, and attempt to write one of these horoscopes at the end of this piece... that should be interesting.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Rarely do I agree with ‘Dear Abby’ on anything, but with this article I am on the same page as her… well at least the same chapter. She actually gives a response that I agree with, but I feel that it is lacking substance and just not deliver the message that needs to be sent. She collected a paycheck for writing a three sentence response… which is a joke. Pay me to reply, I’ll give you honest reply in these columns that contains more substance! But, we all know national publications would never allow someone like me, who is politically incorrect respond to your precious readers’ questions. This is where an asshole has to step in and pick up where “Abigail” left off and lambaste this ill-informed 15 year old cunt who wrote in. Little girl wants advice… Little bitch will get advice. Here is another ‘Ask an Asshole’ column…